What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:12

Dr No
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
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Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”