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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 09:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

No way

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

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Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

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So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to